Saturday Chip and Clare are going to be at the state fair and they’re gonna stick around after to meet fans possibly?! I’m freaking out!
The start of a little project I’m working on.
"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
That is an ex-parrot.
He has ceased to be.
He has expired and gone to meet his maker
He’s probably pining for the fjords
No, no… he’s stunned
He’s pushing daisies! He’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!
THIS BIRD IS NO MORE!
So I went into Ulta earlier to get some Nyx lip liner (because Target doesn’t carry all Nyx products which is lame). I wandered over to the Urban Decay/Too Faced section which is near the salon and I heard the salon women making fun of my hair. I wasn’t really upset, just like, “I don’t dye my hair blue for anyone but myself so fuck off.” annoyed. Like, “I am within hearing range and this store is empty why you gonna be that stupid to talk shit while I’m still here?” annoyed.
So I told my Mom about it because I was talking to her at the time and she fucking called the store and told a manger! What the hell? I didn’t ask her to do that. I wasn’t even that mad! I don’t shop there a lot anyway but now I can’t go back or I’m gonna be the girl who told her mommy on them.
Here’s a fun tip. If I’ve never met the guy and I called another guy grandpa, you can stop forcing this guy to be my grandpa.
and I have no idea what to get Mark. The traditional gift is iron but I looked and looked and any “iron” gift is stupid…and the other gift is candy but A. I’m already getting good candy for our vacation and B. That isn’t a real gift, at least not in our household where we have candy all the time.